Marina and Allie!

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Kill all sons of bitches. That's my official instructions

"Okay Ellis, talk about this Keith guy one more time and I'll find him, zombie or not, and wring his neck"

My buddy Keith tried camping out on top of a building once. He was shooting crows, but the police were too busy teargassin' him to ask what he was doin' up there. He screamed for an entire year every single time he opened his eyes! Oh, man! At first, it was funny; then it just got sad, but then it got funny again! Oh, man!"

"Hey Louis, you wanna come with me? We can leave Ellis behind!"

Ya'll know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know, and--I mean, it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'!

"Overalls--over here!"

I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith and I were on the top of a burnin' building, and we had to fight our way down like five floors of zombies and― Hey, wait a second...I guess that was you guys. Oh, shit, man, I can't wait to tell Keith about that one!

Was Coach his first or his last name?

My name's Coach. I don't like bein' here any more than you do-but if we gotta fight, we might as well fight together

"i ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell out the rollercoaster? Yeah, he didn't drop far, mind you, just onto the tracks, but the carnival people wouldn't stop the ride 'cause all the other people paid good money and Keith snuck on for free, so he had to dodge for, like, 20 minutes or so."

"If nature would allow it, i would bear that man's babies"

"hsssssshhhhbleeegghhh -spitter

"Sometimes i swear someone's following me..... " -Smoker

"The name's Nick, but don't bother remembering it, i won't be around long" -Nick <3

"*cough, cough, cough...* -smoker

"MY FRIENDS CALL ME COACH" ~Coachy







"KIDDIE LAND!" ~Ellis

"FOOTBALL!"